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*At Ricky Bobby's House During Grace*

Ricky Bobby: "'Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists... Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent..."

Cal Naughton Jr.: "I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, ’cause it says, like, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party…. I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles’ wings and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I’m in the front row, and I’m hammered drunk…"

Inugo: "I like to picture Dante's or Michelangelo's Jesus, with a trumpeting army of angels with swords of vengeance unsheathed for those creating the suffering of humans."

Ricky Bobby et al: // crickets //

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