50 Ways to Leave (and learn from) Your Lover

Deep Dives from Divine Divas

Sometimes life comes at you with new knowledge and your only job is to accept the ticket on this new express, or not. Well old Inugo’s love life has led to some amazing ‘white pill’ moments. So this Sunday serenade is for the psyop sirens that strolled through my heart and mind, leaving both blown.

Enjoy the Steve Gadd revolutionary drum beats over Inugo’s sad tales of love and learning.

Love One - the Microbiologist

// video script: beautiful, tall, blonde Swedish scientist slowly teaches young Inugo that herbs and natural products are far better than toxins for cells - thus beginning lifelong search for knowledge into cellular function //

"The problem is all inside your cells," she said to me

"The answer is easy if you take it scientifically

I'd like to help your cells struggle to be free

There must be fifty ways to clean your liver"

[Chorus]

They poison the outback, Jack

They poison all man, Stan

They want to take your joy, Roy

Just get your cells free

Love Two - the French Catholic Farmer

// video script: beautiful, blue-eyed off-spring of French Canadian farmers on the land for one-hundred years. The feminine French farmer slowly teaches young Inugo that Monsanto is the devil - thus beginning a lifelong lobbyist career against Monsanto and other products by IG Farben companies //

She said, "It grieves me so to see the land in such pain

I wish there was some way to make herbicides illegal again"

I said "I appreciate that, and would you please explain

About the 50 ways to stop Monsanto?"

She said, "Why don't we both just research on it tonight

And I believe in the morning, I’ll bring the chem contracts to light"

And then we read glyphosate research and I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to poison your farmland”

[Chorus]

Sign on the lease, Reese

You don't even own your seed, Reid

Just drop off the chemical fee, Lee

Or sign to the devil your land for free

Love Three - the Mexican Political Refugee

// video script: beautiful Mexican princess and political refugee off-spring of a Guatemalan dictator’s son and a Mexican landlord’s daughter. The trained in “The School of America’s” in-order-to-be-part-of-the-family-that-took-over-Guatemala princess slowly teaches young Inugo that the world is not what it seems and that the nazis won world war II. The story on it’s own is a novel. //

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my political statement won’t be lost or misconstrued

But there are people running the world that are crude

There must be fifty ways to takeover a country”

[Chorus]

You just trade ‘guns for beans’, Gene

Take all their land, Stan

You don't need to be coy, Roy

Just genocide to plant fruit trees

Love Four - the Persian Spectral Analyst Chemist

// video script: beautiful and brilliant Persian PhD from a family of Persian hand-made silk rug makers. The scientist slowly teaches old Inugo that much of science is based on funding to get papers published, even though the research setup is flawed. Creating a lifelong obsession to stay involved with scholars and academics in order to help get their alternative scientific papers published //

"The scientific problem is in money and patents," she said to me

"The answer is easy. just follow the gold and see

I'd like to help you to learn unobstructedly,

There must be fifty ways to skew a research paper"

She said, "It's really not normal to question science or be rude

Furthermore, I hope the research setup mistakes won’t be misconstrued

But I'll repeat that most lab results aren’t even reviewed

There must be fifty ways to setup a faulty experiment”

[Chorus]

Oh, you add a fake-placebo, Joe

You can add overtly too much

Just pay another lab a fee, Lee

And do it out of country (and thus without standardized operating procedures)

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Missed the Cut

• Love 3.5: Romanian Communist Mathematician - too hard to rhyme Calculus and Rhombus

• Love 3.6: Brazilian Yoga Instructor - too painful - burned my uvula in downward dog after eating Salt & Vinegar chips

• Love 3.7: Serbian Civil Engineer - way too tall - Chernobyl is real