Sometimes life comes at you with new knowledge and your only job is to accept the ticket on this new express, or not. Well old Inugo’s love life has led to some amazing ‘white pill’ moments. So this Sunday serenade is for the psyop sirens that strolled through my heart and mind, leaving both blown.
Enjoy the Steve Gadd revolutionary drum beats over Inugo’s sad tales of love and learning.
Love One - the Microbiologist
// video script: beautiful, tall, blonde Swedish scientist slowly teaches young Inugo that herbs and natural products are far better than toxins for cells - thus beginning lifelong search for knowledge into cellular function //
"The problem is all inside your cells," she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it scientifically
I'd like to help your cells struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to clean your liver"
[Chorus]
They poison the outback, Jack
They poison all man, Stan
They want to take your joy, Roy
Just get your cells free
Love Two - the French Catholic Farmer
// video script: beautiful, blue-eyed off-spring of French Canadian farmers on the land for one-hundred years. The feminine French farmer slowly teaches young Inugo that Monsanto is the devil - thus beginning a lifelong lobbyist career against Monsanto and other products by IG Farben companies //
She said, "It grieves me so to see the land in such pain
I wish there was some way to make herbicides illegal again"
I said "I appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the 50 ways to stop Monsanto?"
She said, "Why don't we both just research on it tonight
And I believe in the morning, I’ll bring the chem contracts to light"
And then we read glyphosate research and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to poison your farmland”
[Chorus]
Sign on the lease, Reese
You don't even own your seed, Reid
Just drop off the chemical fee, Lee
Or sign to the devil your land for free
Love Three - the Mexican Political Refugee
// video script: beautiful Mexican princess and political refugee off-spring of a Guatemalan dictator’s son and a Mexican landlord’s daughter. The trained in “The School of America’s” in-order-to-be-part-of-the-family-that-took-over-Guatemala princess slowly teaches young Inugo that the world is not what it seems and that the nazis won world war II. The story on it’s own is a novel. //
She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my political statement won’t be lost or misconstrued
But there are people running the world that are crude
There must be fifty ways to takeover a country”
[Chorus]
You just trade ‘guns for beans’, Gene
Take all their land, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just genocide to plant fruit trees
Love Four - the Persian Spectral Analyst Chemist
// video script: beautiful and brilliant Persian PhD from a family of Persian hand-made silk rug makers. The scientist slowly teaches old Inugo that much of science is based on funding to get papers published, even though the research setup is flawed. Creating a lifelong obsession to stay involved with scholars and academics in order to help get their alternative scientific papers published //
"The scientific problem is in money and patents," she said to me
"The answer is easy. just follow the gold and see
I'd like to help you to learn unobstructedly,
There must be fifty ways to skew a research paper"
She said, "It's really not normal to question science or be rude
Furthermore, I hope the research setup mistakes won’t be misconstrued
But I'll repeat that most lab results aren’t even reviewed
There must be fifty ways to setup a faulty experiment”
[Chorus]
Oh, you add a fake-placebo, Joe
You can add overtly too much
Just pay another lab a fee, Lee
And do it out of country (and thus without standardized operating procedures)
Missed the Cut
Love 3.5: Romanian Communist Mathematician - too hard to rhyme Calculus and Rhombus
Love 3.6: Brazilian Yoga Instructor - too painful - burned my uvula in downward dog after eating Salt & Vinegar chips
Love 3.7: Serbian Civil Engineer - way too tall - Chernobyl is real
What an ingenious way to make a point. Put a smile on my face.
We all need to smile every once in a while despite the circumstances we might find ourselves in. Glad I read your post. Made my day. Thanks for sharing your wit and humor with us all. Well done!!
Sad tales indeed Inugo. Just hop on the bus Gus.